Maltesers 37g

$3.99

Maltesers really ought to come in the box. We know that. You know that. The box is the definitive Maltesers delivery system.

Unfortunately, the boxes are currently somewhere between difficult to find and full-blown unobtanium.

There is, however, one thing the box never solved properly: the final Malteser. The one that sits there far too long because everyone is suddenly too polite to take it and become officially responsible for the empty box.

Problem solved.

These are definitely personal-sized bags of portable Maltesers, which means no awkward social contract, no passive-aggressive last one, and no need to pretend you were saving it for someone else.

We don’t want to throw shade on other malted chocolate products, but Maltesers are unquestionably the premier-league offering here. Crunch them immediately, let them melt, or carefully remove the chocolate first before sucking the malted middle into delicious oblivion. We see you. We support you. This is a judgement-free zone.

Get one. Get a few. Maintain healthy levels of essential malt until that glorious day when we finally manage to source the boxes again.

Perfectly pocketable 37g bags.

 

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